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Offline iddee

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Home Depot warning
« on: September 06, 2009, 06:31:13 pm »
Please BE CAREFUL--warning for men



Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the  mall and in dark parking lots, etc.

This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. This will only become more commonplace as the weather warms.

A ' heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot  customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out  shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite  traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or  your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good- looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost  falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also August 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th & 12th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot. Too bad this scam doesn't work at ACE hardware

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Offline adgjoan

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Re: Home Depot warning
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2009, 06:40:39 pm »
You poor abused man!  BTW put your brain back in yo mellon.  It is getting colder out not warmer.  Well maybe not in your car.

Joan

Offline beecanbee

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Re: Home Depot warning
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2009, 11:22:06 pm »
and very likely again this upcoming weekend

In your dreams.... :)
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Offline 1reb

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Re: Home Depot warning
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2009, 01:18:29 pm »
On my way to Home Depot


Johnny

 

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