You guys are too much!!
Don't worry Understudy, we have the same problem here in Jersey and I would hardly call where I live "country."
Everything is in relationship to which shopping centers used to have which stores (turn left past the old Caldor/Rickle's shopping center...that sort of thing).
The problem is, when I moved here it made me crazy - now that I have been here 18 years I find myself doing EXACTLY the same thing. It is very sad.
However, I would still be able to give you the name of roads/routes and actual present day landmarks, too.....
Sounds like you had quite an adventure. Can't wait to hear what you bought. Oh - and if you are the leatherwood honey guy that Eri mentioned, be sure to get it on the market quick - this month's Martha Stewart living recommends it for some of her recipes (although she lists Tasmanian Leatherwood). FYI, she is also pushing comb, hawiian white, corbezzolo, buckwheat, acacia, scottish heather, and orange blossom honeys.
- Jess