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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: phil c on March 03, 2011, 02:23:02 pm

Title: If you could have
Post by: phil c on March 03, 2011, 02:23:02 pm

Any cartoon invention, What would it be? think ACME corp!

I'lll take the portable holes!

Title: Re: If you could have
Post by: Humanbeeing on March 03, 2011, 08:32:58 pm

Well, I don't know about all that, but I will tell you this, I have had a crush on Wilma Flintstone since I was 11. Fred doesn't deserve such beauty and grace in his presence. He's such a cave man. She deserves soooo much better.

Title: Re: If you could have
Post by: iddee on March 03, 2011, 09:49:25 pm

I want the lone ranger's pistol. It has never missed a target at any distance, under any circumstance.

Title: Re: If you could have
Post by: hardwood on March 03, 2011, 11:23:45 pm

One word...June Cleaver

Scott

Title: Re: If you could have
Post by: Humanbeeing on March 04, 2011, 12:54:03 am

June Cleaver was the perfect "Mommy." I'm sure the Beaver was a handful. :evil:

Title: Re: If you could have
Post by: Bee Happy on March 04, 2011, 11:04:08 am

Most of the acme stuff ended in disaster, but since we're talking loony tunes; I think I would go with the bulletproof finger.

Title: Re: If you could have
Post by: Brian D. Bray on March 04, 2011, 04:13:16 pm

Quote from: iddee on March 03, 2011, 09:49:25 pm

I want the lone ranger's pistol. It has never missed a target at any distance, under any circumstance.

And never needed reloading and never ran out of bullets.

Quote from: Bee Happy on March 04, 2011, 11:04:08 am

Most of the acme stuff ended in disaster, but since we're talking loony tunes; I think I would go with the bulletproof finger.

Says the dissatified customer Wylie C. Coyote.

Me I'll take the one from both song and cartoons:  Walking on Air..........as I can already walk on water.