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Offline GSF

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What do you call..,
« on: September 10, 2013, 10:07:03 am »

How to you catch a unique rabbit?





unique up on it.


How to you catch a tame rabbit?




tame way, unique up on it.


What do you call a deer with no eyes?




no idea



What do you call a one legged 5 year old boy?




skipper





What do you call a girl with one leg shorter that the other?




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Re: What do you call..,
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2013, 12:41:41 pm »
 :sheeple:
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Offline iddee

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Re: What do you call..,
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2013, 01:54:01 pm »
Along the same lines, why did the elephant paint his toenails red?




So he could hide in a cherry tree.


Did you ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?




It works, don't it?
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Re: What do you call..,
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2013, 02:53:29 pm »
 :-D
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Offline bernsad

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Re: What do you call..,
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2013, 07:17:13 pm »
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still, no idea.
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