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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Irwin on March 11, 2009, 05:39:17 pm

Title: A letter from the boss
Post by: Irwin on March 11, 2009, 05:39:17 pm
 

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 Letter from the Boss,

As the CEO of this business that employs 140 people, I have accepted the fact that Barack Obama is our new President, and that our taxes and government  fees will now increase in a BIG way.
 
To compensate for this additional overhead, I figure that the clients will have to see an increase in our fees of about 8% but since we cannot raise those prices right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off several of our employees instead. This unfortunate economic reality has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
 
 After giving it considerable thought, this is what I did:  I strolled thru our parking lot and found 11 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They wanted change; I gave it to them.
 
If you have a better idea, let me know.

Sincerely,

The Boss

 
Title: Re: a letter from the boss
Post by: Keith13 on March 11, 2009, 05:47:03 pm
Seems like a good idea to me Irwin

Keith
Title: Re: a letter from the boss
Post by: BjornBee on March 11, 2009, 06:18:39 pm
 ;)
Title: Re: a letter from the boss
Post by: iddee on March 11, 2009, 07:55:15 pm
Before the big 0' is through, I'm afraid it will be more like 111 out of 140. :(
Title: Re: a letter from the boss
Post by: Kathyp on March 11, 2009, 08:17:33 pm
 :-D

i have found some good bumper stickers.  i only hesitate to put them on because i don't want my car keyed.  maybe i'll put them next to my NRA sticker and that will make them think twice   :evil:

one has obama dressed like robin hood.   http://shop.cafepress.com/obama-hood
 the other say "bendover"  the O in over is obamas little sunrise emblem.  http://shop.cafepress.com/bend-over
Title: Re: a letter from the boss
Post by: Keith13 on March 12, 2009, 09:31:29 am
:-D

i have found some good bumper stickers.  i only hesitate to put them on because i don't want my car keyed.  maybe i'll put them next to my NRA sticker and that will make them think twice   :evil:

one has obama dressed like robin hood.   http://shop.cafepress.com/obama-hood
 the other say "bendover"  the O in over is obamas little sunrise emblem.  http://shop.cafepress.com/bend-over

Kathy I just bought the Sucker sticker I will put it on my old truck so it won't matter when they key it

Keith
Title: Re: a letter from the boss
Post by: irerob on March 12, 2009, 07:35:25 pm
   Yep tea party t shirt here . :-D
Title: Re: a letter from the boss
Post by: 1reb on March 13, 2009, 10:55:56 pm
 :evil: