Subject: Wrong Diagnosis
>
>
>
> Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.
>
> One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
>
> The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
>
> Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached the old man and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
>
> The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you have to tell me what you think."
>
> One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
>
> The old man said: "You thought.......... but you're wrong."
>
> Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
>
> The old man said: "You thought......... but you're wrong.
>
> So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"
>
> And the old man said: "I thought it was gas........... but I was wrong."