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Offline GSF

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Confession
« on: February 17, 2014, 09:05:34 pm »
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old . . . . I'm telling everybody!'
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Offline iddee

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Re: Confession
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2014, 09:23:24 pm »
Yep, that's me.
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Re: Confession
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2014, 07:35:23 am »
 :lau: :lau: :lau:
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Offline tefer2

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Re: Confession
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2014, 08:37:42 am »
 :-D :-D
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Offline stanisr

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Re: Confession
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2014, 01:24:44 pm »
 :cheer:
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