Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when through a gap
in the door he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in
front of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off
first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move and lets
his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid
shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained
tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt
from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says "what the heck are you
doing Billy Bob?"
"Jeez Cletus, ya scared the snot out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob, "but me and the Ole lady been having trouble
lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do
something sexy to a tractor."
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