Ok everyone else was telling jokes.
Hope it doesn’t get me in trouble. Oh well here goes
One night mommy and daddy were sleeping when all of a sudden their daughter comes into the room balling crying. She says she just had a terrible dream that grandma has died. Well daddy scoops her up and tells her it was just a dream and he puts her back in bed. Well the next day daddy gets a call sure enough grandma passed away the day before.
The next night mommy and daddy were sleeping again, when the daughter again burst into the room crying. Daddy asks what’s wrong, and his daughter says she just had a terrible dream grandpa had died. Well daddy puts her back in bed assuring her it was only a bad dream that grandpa is fine. Well what do you know the next day daddy gets a call sure enough his daughter was right grandpa has died.
The next night mommy and daddy were asleep yet again when their daughter burst into the room again daddy jumps up and asks what’s wrong who was it? She explains she just had a nightmare daddy died. Well dad puts her back to bed assuring her daddy would be alright. But this time daddy can’t sleep he lays awake all night. The next day he cautiously goes to work walking instead of driving. He avoids all likely accident routes and anything dangerous. All day long he stresses and stresses avoiding everyone. Finally when his work day is done he goes back home and tells his wife baby you have no idea how stressful and horrible my day was. She replies you think your day was bad the postman dropped dead on the front porch today.
Keith
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