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Offline GSF

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Christmas Spirit
« on: December 22, 2014, 06:46:48 pm »
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
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Offline BlueBee

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Re: Christmas Spirit
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2014, 07:55:33 pm »
 :-D
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Offline Switchback

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Re: Christmas Spirit
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2014, 10:55:37 pm »
 :th_thumbsupup:
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Offline BeeMaster2

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Re: Christmas Spirit
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2014, 01:58:27 am »
 :-D
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Offline tefer2

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Re: Christmas Spirit
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2014, 09:06:47 am »
 :-D
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Offline jayj200

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Re: Christmas Spirit
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2014, 08:30:01 pm »
That is worth a comment or tww
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Offline George Janis

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Re: Christmas Spirit
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2014, 02:55:20 am »
merry christmas :brian:
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Offline iddee

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Re: Christmas Spirit
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2014, 10:58:49 am »
Smart kid
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Re: Christmas Spirit
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2014, 12:21:46 am »
A future Snowden  :laugh:
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