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Offline iddee

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Uh-oh
« on: August 05, 2011, 09:24:17 am »
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled
himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool After catching his
breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline Larry Bees

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Re: Uh-oh
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2011, 10:05:06 am »
 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:

Very Funny !!!

Offline AllenF

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Re: Uh-oh
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2011, 12:52:24 pm »
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