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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: pawallinsr on October 31, 2012, 09:38:14 am
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Essential Political Truths: :-D
-If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. ~ Will Rogers
-If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~ Jay Leno
-When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. ~ Clarence Darrow
-Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it m ight be better to change the locks. ~ Doug Larson
-I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~ Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952
-The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~ Henry Cate, VII
-We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~ Aesop
-Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. ~ Nikita Khrushchev
-Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. ~ Author unknown
-Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. ~ John Quinton
-Politics is the gentle art of g etting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. ~ Oscar Ameringer
-A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~ Tex Guinan
-I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. ~ Charles de Gaulle
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