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Title: homework
Post by: ibeecanadian on January 24, 2005, 08:17:40 pm
o.k. after i took the test that jerrymac posted i figured i better sighn up for some schooling. school is not the same now as it was a few years ago. i was wondering if anyone could help me with some of my homework?

question 1, why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

question 2, why is a boxing ring square?

question 3, why a pair of undie's but only one bra?

i just dont know :lol:
Title: homework
Post by: beemaster on January 24, 2005, 08:49:02 pm
I would add, why did wagon trains form a circle when attacked by indians??? If they formed a SQUARE the indians would have fallen off their horses going around the corners!!!

Just a thought.
Title: homework
Post by: BigRog on January 24, 2005, 10:52:32 pm
question 1, why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Cause if you park on a parkway they tow your car
I don't know about you but there isn't enough room on a driveway to drive.

question 2, why is a boxing ring square?
Cause they would nee a lot more posts to make it round.
And how would the fighters "retire to their corners"?

question 3, why a pair of undie's but only one bra?
One of the great mysteries of life.
If you solve it, that would bring on the apocolyspse
Title: homework
Post by: ibeecanadian on January 25, 2005, 12:29:08 am
hahahahaha!  :wink: