Author Topic: Hillary's First Night as President (Read 5366 times)

BigRog · « **on:** July 11, 2004, 07:10:33 pm »

Hillary's First Night as President

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long..........

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

Anonymous · « **Reply #1 on:** July 14, 2004, 12:47:07 am »

Do you think we could convince her to go to the theater before she gets elected?

lively Bee's · « **Reply #2 on:** February 09, 2005, 12:44:24 am »

Horns Pure Honey · « **Reply #3 on:** February 09, 2005, 01:02:14 am »

funny but what is wrong whith her, I think she is pretty good at what she does.

Robo · « **Reply #4 on:** February 09, 2005, 07:43:33 am »

Quote from: Horns Pure Honey

funny but what is wrong whith her, I think she is pretty good at what she does.

Oh yea, she is great at being a wolf in sheep's clothes. It is amazing how her positions are becoming so much more moderate as she prepares to try and decieve folks in the red states.

Maybe you should start a campaign to elect her your senator.

Beth Kirkley · « **Reply #5 on:** February 09, 2005, 12:07:32 pm »

Wolf in sheep's clothing is right! She's even started quoting scripture to make people (the conservatives) think that she's in some way religious and understands their views.

Beth

Horns Pure Honey · « **Reply #6 on:** February 09, 2005, 05:31:56 pm »

ok, now I understnad. thanks, bye

Author Topic: Hillary's First Night as President (Read 5366 times)

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