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Offline iddee

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Feeling safer
« on: December 23, 2016, 09:21:31 PM »
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
...Safe at last. Isn?t this administration great or what
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline herbhome

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Re: Feeling safer
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2016, 09:30:35 PM »
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Offline erbs honey

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Re: Feeling safer
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2017, 12:47:17 AM »
 :grin: :grin:
When you come to a fork in the road.....take it.

Offline sawdstmakr

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Re: Feeling safer
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2017, 08:09:42 AM »
 :cheesy:
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain