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Online iddee

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This sums it up nicely.
« on: January 17, 2017, 07:34:53 AM »
Dear Hollywood celebrities.....!!
It?s time to wake up now.  Get this!  The only reason that you exist is for my entertainment.
 
Some of you are beautiful.  Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes.
 
Some of you are so convincing that you scare the sh-t out of me. And others of you are so funny that you can make me laugh uncontrollably.
 
But know this, you all have just one thing in common.   You only exist and have a place in my world to entertain me.
 
That?s it. Nothing else!
 
You make your living pretending to be someone else. You play dress-up like a 5-year-old. Your world is a make believe world.  It is not real.  It doesn?t exist. 
 
You live for the camera while the rest of us live in the real world.
 
Your entire existence depends on my patronage. 
I crank the organ grinder, and you dance.
 
Therefore, I don?t care where you stand on issues.
Honestly, your opinion means nothing to me.
 
Just because you had a lead role in a movie about prostitution doesn?t mean you know what it?s like to be a prostitute. 
 
Your view matters far less to me than that of someone living in Timbuktu.
 
Believe me or not, the hard truth is that you aren?t real. I turn off my TV or shut down my computer, and you cease to exist.
 
Once I am done with you, I go back to the real world until I want you to entertain me again.
 
I don?t care that you think BP executives deserve the death penalty.
I don?t care what you think about the environment. 
I don?t care if you believe fracking is bad. 
I don?t care if you call for more gun control. 
I don?t care if you believe in catastrophic human-induced global warming.
And I could care less that you supported Hillary for President.
 
Get back into your bubble.   I?ll let you know when I?m in the mood for something pretty or scary or funny.
 
And one other thing.  What was all this ?I?ll leave the country if Donald Trump wins?? 
Don?t you know how stupid that made you sound?
What did you think my reaction was going to be? 
I better not vote for Trump or we?ll lose Whoopi Goldberg?  Al Sharpton?  Amy Schumer? 
Leave. 
 
I don?t care! And don?t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
 
Make me laugh. 
Make me cry.
Even scare me.
But realize this, the only words of yours that matter are scripted ? just like your pathetic little lives.
 
I may agree with some of you from time to time, but in the final analysis, it doesn?t matter.
 
In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment.
So, shut your mouth and dance, monkey, DANCE!
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: This sums it up nicely.
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2017, 08:23:08 AM »
As entertainers they have a way of striking a nerve.  Seams as though they accomplished their goal.
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2017, 11:01:05 AM »
I wonder what ronald reagan, arnold swartizenegger, jessie ventura and sonny bono and clint eastwood think about this.  Of course you could say the same about polititions, You work for me, dance monky dance.
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2017, 12:20:18 PM »
Good post Wally,
The trouble is that a large population lives and breathes on every word these entertainers do and say and follow everything they do. That is why our society is so messed up. That is how we ended up with a president that hates America.
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2017, 12:33:44 PM »
I don't care what the trained monkeys think.  I do care what they do, if it affects me.  I work hard for the money I spend to allow them entertain me.  If they choose to spend my money to take away my way of life, or to try to force me to behave the way they choose for me, then I do care.  How they use the power of their platform matters to me.  Those trained monkeys have been trained by some very, very subversive people.

To fight their abuse of position, I choose carefully where my entertainment dollars are spent.  I do not spend my money on those who use my own money against my own liberty.  I do not listen to their music.  I don't watch their movies, I don't buy the products that they endorse.  I spend my entertainment dollars, as much as possible, on entertainers that are less extremist.  There are many entertainers that are humble about their position, and understand who it is that holds the purse strings, and they are every bit as talented, often much more talented, than the shrill, ugly, hateful group that gets so much of the attention these days.
Winter is coming.

I can't say I hate the government, but I am proudly distrustful of them.

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Re: This sums it up nicely.
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2017, 07:38:07 PM »
I've long been irritated by celebrity endorsements of candidates. Just because they are talented entertainers, I don't consider their opinion any more valuable than anyone else's.

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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2017, 09:17:46 PM »
Their opinion doesn't mean any more then yours.  But their face time can sell drugs, soap, investments, or a box of cereal and make millions for corporate america.
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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2017, 10:36:06 AM »
Their opinion doesn't mean any more then yours.  But their face time can sell drugs, soap, investments, or a box of cereal and make millions for corporate america.
And to sway elections.  The weight they use to make money for business is also used to make money and influence for candidates.  An unfair advantage over those candidates without that weight of pop star endorsement.  Therefore, their opinion DOES mean more than yours in the race for popularity.  Another point in favor of the electoral college.
That is why I am so careful where I spend my money. 
Winter is coming.

I can't say I hate the government, but I am proudly distrustful of them.

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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2017, 01:54:09 PM »
So that is why we got Trump, fame and fortune?
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Re: This sums it up nicely.
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2017, 02:48:57 PM »
Yes Brian,
Hilary's fame and fortune.

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« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2017, 10:42:37 AM »
So that is why we got Trump, fame and fortune?
exactly the opposite.  The electoral college saved us from the Hollywood populism of Shrillary.
Winter is coming.

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« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2017, 01:59:04 PM »
We will see what the electoral college saves you from next election when the bubble crashes again.
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Re: This sums it up nicely.
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2017, 02:43:39 PM »
The only bubble that burst, was the one where people got sick and tired of politicians and all their crooked ways.
I don't see that swinging back the other way.

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« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2017, 04:15:45 PM »
Dear Hollywood celebrities.....!!
It?s time to wake up now.  Get this!  The only reason that you exist is for my entertainment.
 
Some of you are beautiful.  Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes.
 
Some of you are so convincing that you scare the sh-t out of me. And others of you are so funny that you can make me laugh uncontrollably.
 
But know this, you all have just one thing in common.   You only exist and have a place in my world to entertain me.
 
That?s it. Nothing else!
 
You make your living pretending to be someone else. You play dress-up like a 5-year-old. Your world is a make believe world.  It is not real.  It doesn?t exist. 
 
You live for the camera while the rest of us live in the real world.
 
Your entire existence depends on my patronage. 
I crank the organ grinder, and you dance.
 
Therefore, I don?t care where you stand on issues.
Honestly, your opinion means nothing to me.
 
Just because you had a lead role in a movie about prostitution doesn?t mean you know what it?s like to be a prostitute. 
 
Your view matters far less to me than that of someone living in Timbuktu.
 
Believe me or not, the hard truth is that you aren?t real. I turn off my TV or shut down my computer, and you cease to exist.
 
Once I am done with you, I go back to the real world until I want you to entertain me again.
 
I don?t care that you think BP executives deserve the death penalty.
I don?t care what you think about the environment. 
I don?t care if you believe fracking is bad. 
I don?t care if you call for more gun control. 
I don?t care if you believe in catastrophic human-induced global warming.
And I could care less that you supported Hillary for President.
 
Get back into your bubble.   I?ll let you know when I?m in the mood for something pretty or scary or funny.
 
And one other thing.  What was all this ?I?ll leave the country if Donald Trump wins?? 
Don?t you know how stupid that made you sound?
What did you think my reaction was going to be? 
I better not vote for Trump or we?ll lose Whoopi Goldberg?  Al Sharpton?  Amy Schumer? 
Leave. 
 
I don?t care! And don?t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
 
Make me laugh. 
Make me cry.
Even scare me.
But realize this, the only words of yours that matter are scripted ? just like your pathetic little lives.
 
I may agree with some of you from time to time, but in the final analysis, it doesn?t matter.
 
In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment.
So, shut your mouth and dance, monkey, DANCE!

Iddee
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« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2017, 04:24:10 PM »
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The only bubble that burst, was the one where people got sick and tired of politicians and all their crooked ways.
I agree with you that people are so upset with washington that they think they voted against washington but in reality Trump is identical to the scum bags in washington.  One difference is he (Trump) has no skills to represent anyone in the global world because he functions as a dictator.  That is all he has ever been.  In order for the United States to be great again he has to go.  A dictator will not make the US great again.  It will be short lived like Hitler.
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« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2017, 06:57:41 PM »
Hey, cider. Where ya been? I've missed you.  Yep, the happy dance spreads fast when the truth pops up.
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« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2017, 07:55:05 PM »
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The only bubble that burst, was the one where people got sick and tired of politicians and all their crooked ways.
I agree with you that people are so upset with washington that they think they voted against washington but in reality Trump is identical to the scum bags in washington.  One difference is he (Trump) has no skills to represent anyone in the global world because he functions as a dictator.  That is all he has ever been.  In order for the United States to be great again he has to go.  A dictator will not make the US great again.  It will be short lived like Hitler.
I felt that Obama had to go when he took office. Thing is, I was right.
Time will tell with Trump.

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« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2017, 08:32:00 PM »
If you were right he would have been gone after the first term.
The Obamas brought class and respect from around the globe.  Trump is turning the presidency into a Jerry Springer show.  Instead of greeting foreign diplomats with a handshake he is going to what to grab their crotch.  I think he is gay.
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« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2017, 10:34:19 PM »
Ace,
obama bowed down to world. They all think he is a joke.
I think you will find that Trump will be highly respected around the world.
Remember, Regan was treated the same was Trump is being treated when he started out and he was highly respected all around the world.
Jim
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« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2017, 08:45:19 AM »
Jim, Reagan had Nancy, Barack had Michele, Trump ain't got anything close to either of these two in the whole darn family.  Hitler got respect too for a while.
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