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Offline GSF

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Tie Breaker
« on: January 21, 2017, 07:19:43 AM »
Subject: Tie Breaker

    How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close
    to call? With a fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course!
    After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were
    deadlocked.

    Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week-long ice
    fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish
    at the end of the week would be the President.

    They decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be
    the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would
    need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 pm.

    After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came
    back with nothing.

    Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once
    again came back with nothing.

    That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump
    of being a ?low-life, cheat.?  Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were going

    to follow and to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.

    Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to
    his total!

    That night, Hillary and her democratic cohorts got together for the
    full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her
    report and said, ?You are not going to believe this, he?s cutting holes in the ice!?

    And this story, tells you all you need to know about the difference
    between a successful businessman and a career government politician.
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

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Re: Tie Breaker
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2017, 11:17:42 AM »
 :shocked: :tongue: :cry:

I Love it. good one.

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Re: Tie Breaker
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2017, 11:10:29 PM »
 :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
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