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Offline sawdstmakr

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You know you are a beekeeper when
« on: March 01, 2017, 12:45:37 AM »
You know you are a beekeeper when You open the refrigerator and there is a gallon of sugar water in where the milk should bee.
You know you are a beekeeper when The kitchen table has propolis spots all over it.
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Re: You know you are a beekeeper when
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2017, 11:05:53 AM »
>You know you are a beekeeper when The kitchen table has propolis spots all over it.

It always does...
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Re: You know you are a beekeeper when
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2017, 12:06:41 AM »
You know you are a beekeeper when your checkbook is always empty.

You know you are a beekeeper when the UPS man bring anything from Mann Lake to your house no matter who's address is on the box.

You know you are a beekeeper when the cab of your truck and every thing in it smells of smoke.
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Re: You know you are a beekeeper when
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2017, 12:42:32 PM »
 :cheesy:
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Offline herbhome

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Re: You know you are a beekeeper when
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2017, 05:52:41 PM »
When you have a stack of frames next to the living room recliner in front of the TV

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Re: You know you are a beekeeper when
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2017, 07:22:13 PM »
When you go into the local cafe with a swollen face and the first thing the waitress says is, "Did you get the queen from the cutout"?
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Re: You know you are a beekeeper when
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2017, 07:23:15 PM »
 :cheesy:
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Re: You know you are a beekeeper when
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2017, 08:58:51 PM »
Good 'un Iddee! :smile:

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Re: You know you are a beekeeper when
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2017, 09:06:02 PM »
This one from Sweet Wife, "The post Mistress gets nervous and starts to back away when you open a package at the counter"


Actually happened-queen delivery. :smile:

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Re: You know you are a beekeeper when
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2017, 09:15:28 PM »
40 years ago my dad received a call from the post off and was told to come get these bees now. They were not happy with bees flying all around the post office.
Jim
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