This morning, from a cave somewhere in Afghanistan ,
Taliban Minister of Migration,
Mohammed Alibaba Ockmed, warned the United States that, if
military actions against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will
cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 Managers.
If is action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next,
followed by DELL, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they won't be sending us any more candidates for President, either.
It's gonna get ugly, people......!