The Pope was finishing his sermon and ended it with the Latin
phrase, "Tuti Hominus" -- Blessed be mankind.
A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They
said, 'We noticed that the Pope blessed all mankind, but not
womankind.'
The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying,
"Tuti Hominus et tuti Feminus." Blessed be mankind and womankind.
The next day a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said
they noticed that he blessed mankind and womankind and asked if
he could also bless all the homosexuals. The Pope said, "Sure."
The next day he concluded his sermon with:
"Tuti hominus et tuti Femi nus et Tuti Fruity"