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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: BigRog on July 11, 2004, 07:10:33 pm

Title: Hillary's First Night as President
Post by: BigRog on July 11, 2004, 07:10:33 pm

Hillary's First Night as President

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.  She has waited so long..........


The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!"  Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"


Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

Title: Hillary's First Night as President
Post by: Anonymous on July 14, 2004, 12:47:07 am

Do you think we could convince her to go to the theater before she gets elected?

Title: Hillary's First Night as President
Post by: lively Bee's on February 09, 2005, 12:44:24 am

LOL

Title: Hillary's First Night as President
Post by: Horns Pure Honey on February 09, 2005, 01:02:14 am

funny but what is wrong whith her, I think she is pretty good at what she does.

Title: Hillary's First Night as President
Post by: Robo on February 09, 2005, 07:43:33 am

Quote from: Horns Pure Honey

funny but what is wrong whith her, I think she is pretty good at what she does.

Oh yea,  she is great at being a wolf in sheep's clothes.  It is amazing how her positions are becoming so much more moderate as she prepares to try and decieve folks in the red states.

Maybe you should start a campaign to elect her your senator.

Title: Hillary's First Night as President
Post by: Beth Kirkley on February 09, 2005, 12:07:32 pm

Wolf in sheep's clothing is right! She's even started quoting scripture to make people (the conservatives) think that she's in some way religious and understands their views.

Beth

Title: Hillary's First Night as President
Post by: Horns Pure Honey on February 09, 2005, 05:31:56 pm

ok, now I understnad. thanks, bye