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Offline Michael Bush

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Bartender
« on: November 13, 2014, 05:27:32 pm »
A particular patron was getting pretty sloshed so when he orders another shot of whiskey the bartender says "I'm sorry but you're too drunk, I can't serve you anymore tonight".  The drunk gets huffy and stomps out the front door.  Two minutes later he comes in the side door and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey.  The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I told you you're too drunk I can't server you anymore tonight".  The drunk stomps out the side door and comes back in the backdoor and walks up to the bar and orders a whiskey.  The bartender says, "I told you I can't server you any more tonight."  The drunk stares at the bartender confused for a minute and says "how many bars do you work at?"
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Re: Bartender
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2014, 08:00:58 pm »
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Re: Bartender
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2014, 11:03:16 pm »
 :-D

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Re: Bartender
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2014, 08:53:50 am »
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Re: Bartender
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2014, 01:17:23 pm »
Michael is on a role. Keep them coming. :-D
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Re: Bartender
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2014, 03:45:52 pm »
 :)
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