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Offline GSF

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Stay!
« on: August 24, 2014, 04:40:09 pm »
 
                                  Stay!


I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center
and rolled down the car windows to make sure
my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat
and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,

"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"


"Stay! Stay!"


 

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange look and said;



"Why don't you just put it in 'Park'?"




 

 




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Re: Stay!
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2014, 11:55:47 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2014, 01:57:03 am »
Good one.

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Re: Stay!
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2014, 02:05:59 am »
 :-D
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Re: Stay!
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2014, 08:30:18 am »
 :-D

 

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