The ladies are gonna kill me over this one.

[iddee]

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.   
Doctor: "What happened?"   
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.  Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."   
   
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that..  When your husband comes home drunk,

 just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it.  Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.   
   
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!  Every time my husband came home drunk,

 I gargled with sweet tea.  I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"   

[Kathyp]

consider yourself killed  :evil: :buttkick:

[Irwin]

It's been nice knowing you iddee :-D

[lenape13]

While I am warrior without fear of death, even I won't volunteer to protect you on this one.  I don't think the Marines would be able to save  you from the ladies now.  I will pray for you.... :-D

[annette]

 :-P :-P :-P :jail:

[HAB]

We WILL miss ya though. :'(
Or as my 90yr old grandmother said as she looked into her fathers casket "Don't he look natural." :bee: :bee: :bee:

[beee farmer]

Refraining from statements, comments and antidotes like that has managed to keep me married for nearly 30 years to the same lady.

[Brian D. Bray]

My wife and I have the perfect solution for an enduring marriage (38 yesrs this month); When one of us talks, the other doesn't listen.