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Offline GSF

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The End is Near
« on: June 12, 2014, 07:57:11 pm »

Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Catholic Church,

and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Lutheran Church across the road.

One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground:
 



DA END ISS NEAR!

TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW

BAFOR IT ISS TOO

LATE!
 


As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,
 

"Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"



From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.



Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."


"Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say


"Bridge out"?




 
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2014, 09:08:24 pm »
 :th_thumbsupup:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2014, 11:09:41 pm »
 :-D
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2014, 02:35:15 am »
 8-)
"Inflation is the one form of taxation that can be imposed without legislation." - Milton Friedman

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2014, 11:02:50 pm »
HAHA!!!Takes me back to my growing up days in Minnesota!!!
Everyone said it couldn't be done. But he with a chuckle replied, "I won't be one to say it is so, until I give it a try."  So he buckled right in with a trace of a grin.  If he had a worry he hid it and he started to sing as he tackled that thing that couldn't be done, and he did it.  (unknown)

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2014, 09:01:46 am »
 :-D

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Re: The End is Near
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2022, 12:27:38 am »
 :shocked: :cheesy:
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

 

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