It was a tough year, but I made it !!!
But not everyone is as lucky as I am.......
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The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in
the mail.
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I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter
asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
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CEO's are now playing miniature golf..
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If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you
have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .
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Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
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McDonald's is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.
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Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies
and learning their children's names.
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A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
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Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
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Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
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The Mafia is laying off judges.
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BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.
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Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
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And, finally...
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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars,
jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future,
that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in
Pakistan . When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and
asked if I could drive a truck.