A different three guys...

[Michael Bush]

There are three guys waiting to get into heaven.  Peter takes the first one and leads him in the gates and up a ways to what looks like a large apartment building.  He comes back and gets the second guy and takes him up to a huge mansion that makes the apartment building look pretty small and shabby.  He comes to get the third guy and the that guy says "can I ask you a question?"  Peter says "sure".  So the guy says, "wasn't that first guy you took up the pope?"  And Peter says "yes".  And the guy says, " you took him up to those apartments up there?"  And Peter says "they are really nice apartments."  And then the guy says "but that second guy you took up to that mansion up on the hill."  And Peter says "yes.  what's your point?"  The guy says, "why does the pope just get a little apartment and that other guy gets a mansion?"  Peter says, "We have 265 popes up here, but that's the first lawyer we ever got."

[Switchback]

 :-D

[BeeMaster2]

 :th_thumbsupup:

[greenbtree]

 :-D

[AllenF]

[Eric Bosworth]

Is there any profession that has more jokes than lawyers? Perhaps politicians... Funny how so many politicians are lawyers.

[Michael Bush]

Two little old ladies were walking through the cemetery reading tomb stones.  They come to one that read "A lawyer and an honest man".  One of the ladies said, "I wonder why they buried two men in the same grave?"

And the classic, "What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?"
"One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish"

[BlueBee]

Even I'm not going to defend the lawyers  :-D

[Eric Bosworth]

Its nice to see you have some sense of reason blue8)

[BeeMaster2]

 

Its nice to see you have some sense of reason blue8)

:-D

[thewhiterhino]

And it only takes 4 years to learn to twist the truth and outright lie.... :idunno:

[BlueBee]

I think the lawyers were born that way from day 1.  No schooling required.  :-D