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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: asprince on June 11, 2008, 08:59:00 pm

Title: Serious Thoughts
Post by: asprince on June 11, 2008, 08:59:00 pm
I have to be careful when I tell people what I am thinking. One of my SERIOUS THOUGHTS will bust a mortal man's (or woman's) head wide open.

Steve
Title: Re: Serious Thoughts
Post by: JP on June 11, 2008, 09:03:18 pm
Would you care to share?


...JP
Title: Re: Serious Thoughts
Post by: Jerrymac on June 11, 2008, 09:15:22 pm
One night I was dreaming about the ultimate secrets of the universe.


I can never remember much about my dreams.  :'(
Title: Re: Serious Thoughts
Post by: asprince on June 11, 2008, 09:29:51 pm
Would you care to share?


...JP

Sorry JP........you are just a mortal. I can't be responsible for busting your head.

Steve       
Title: Re: Serious Thoughts
Post by: JP on June 11, 2008, 09:56:53 pm
Would you care to share?


...JP

Sorry JP........you are just a mortal. I can't be responsible for busting your head.

Steve       

I can handle it, besides my wife says I'm from another planet.


...JP
Title: Re: Serious Thoughts
Post by: DennisB on June 11, 2008, 10:16:53 pm
My ex wife thought I was from another planet, do we know each other?

Dennis
Title: Re: Serious Thoughts
Post by: buzzbeejr on June 11, 2008, 10:18:37 pm
My mom wants to send me to another planet, does that count?
Title: Re: Serious Thoughts
Post by: JP on June 12, 2008, 02:23:31 am
My mom wants to send me to another planet, does that count?

Just don't let her send you to Pluto, it would be a trick.


...JP
Title: Re: Serious Thoughts
Post by: Jerrymac on June 12, 2008, 05:22:27 am
Pluto has been reclassified. It is now a plutoid,

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20080611/sc_space/plutonowcalledaplutoid
Title: Re: Serious Thoughts
Post by: JP on June 12, 2008, 10:45:57 am
Pluto has been reclassified. It is now a plutoid,

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20080611/sc_space/plutonowcalledaplutoid

Exactly!


...JP
Title: Re: Serious Thoughts
Post by: buzzbeejr on June 13, 2008, 12:14:04 am
lol.
Title: Re: Serious Thoughts
Post by: DennisB on June 16, 2008, 05:52:48 pm
Gee, sometimes I wake up in the morning and I feel like a Plutoid, maybe I am already there!


Dennis
Title: Re: Serious Thoughts
Post by: johnnybigfish on June 16, 2008, 06:45:48 pm
  My wife says I'm "Major Planets"!
 I think I'm just a Planaruim.

your friend,
john
Title: Re: Serious Thoughts
Post by: Brian D. Bray on June 17, 2008, 08:05:11 pm
My wife says I should have made the Military a career cause she insists that when my not a Major Catastrophe I'm a General Nuisance.
Title: Re: Serious Thoughts
Post by: Frantz on June 17, 2008, 10:51:41 pm
You guys are freakin hilarious. I can say freakin right, that is not a swear word where y'all are from right???
F
Title: Re: Serious Thoughts
Post by: SgtMaj on June 20, 2008, 08:02:33 am
I once figured out how to achieve total recall memory... but I forgot what the trick to it was.
Title: Re: Serious Thoughts
Post by: Brian D. Bray on June 22, 2008, 01:24:48 am
I once figured out how to achieve total recall memory... but I forgot what the trick to it was.

I used to have a photographic memory then a big bonk on the head broke the camera.