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Online BeeMaster2

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Domestic Violence
« on: March 26, 2015, 12:57:41 pm »
 Two policemen call the station on the radio.

"Hello. Is that you Sarge?"

"Yes?"

"We have a case here where a woman has shot her husband for
stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."



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Offline mikecva

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Re: Domestic Violence
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2015, 02:06:46 pm »
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Offline iddee

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Re: Domestic Violence
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2015, 06:38:13 pm »
My wife said, no arrest, it was justifiable homicide.
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Re: Domestic Violence
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2015, 10:38:03 am »
 :cheesy: :grin:
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Re: Domestic Violence
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2015, 10:57:25 am »
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Offline Maggiesdad

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Re: Domestic Violence
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2015, 05:14:26 pm »
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Re: Domestic Violence
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2015, 03:55:31 pm »
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