Socialism:
you have 2 cows, you give one to your neighbour
Komunism:
you have 2 cows, goverment takes both and gives you a little milk
Facism:
you have two cows, goverment takes both and sales you milk
Nacism:
you hvae 2 cows, goverment takes both and shoots them
byrocratism:
--//-, goverment takes both, executes one, milks the other and pours the milk away.
Tradicional Capitalism:
--//- you sell one, buy a bull, the herd grows, you retire with profit
American Capitalism:
--//- you sell one, make the other one produce quadraple ammounts of milk and later hire counsler to tell you why the cow died.
French Corporation
--//- you start a strike in a demand to have three cows
Japan Corporation:
--//- you redisign the cows so they make 10 times as much milk and then you invent a smart toy called a COWACKOCHI and make huge profits on the world scale trade.
German Corporation:
--//- with genetic ingenering you extend their life to 100 years, they eat only once in a week and milk themselves.
Italian Corporation:
--//- you don't know where they are, you go for a lunch
Russian Corporation:
--//- you count them, and find out you actually have 5, count them again-42, and again..yes they're 2. you stop counting and open anothr bottle of vodka.
Swiss Corporation:
you have 5000 cows, none of them is yours, you bill other people just so you keep them for them.
Chinese Corporation:
--//- and 300 people who milk them, you report of high employment rate and high milk benefits. the reporter who reported about the numbers, gets arrested.
Indian Corporation:
--//- you praise both!
Brittish Corporation
--//- both are mad!