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Offline edward

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Taking a ride
« on: November 08, 2012, 05:56:36 pm »
Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride for free.

As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he was. "I am 4 years old".

"And when will you be six years old?" asks the driver.

 “When I get off the bus" answers Johnny.

 :-D mvh edward  :-P

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Re: Taking a ride
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2012, 07:15:55 pm »
 :-D

Offline Larry Bees

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Re: Taking a ride
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2012, 08:38:03 pm »
 :-D :-D

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Re: Taking a ride
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2012, 09:53:08 pm »
UH-OH!
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

 

anything