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Irwin
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howdy all
Spelling bee champ
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December 04, 2010, 07:33:16 pm »
My name be Eboneesha Hernandez, a African-Hispanic-American Girl who jus
got a award for bein the bess speler in class. I gots a 67% on the
spelin
text and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringin drugs to
class, 5 points for not bringin guns to class, and 5 points for not
gettin
pregnut during the cemester. It be hard to beat a score of 120%. White
dude who sit nex to me is McGee from Jaxon Mizipy. He got a 94% on the
text but no extra points on acount of he have the same skin color as the
opressirs of 150 years ago. Granny ax me to thank all Dimocrafts and
Liberuls for suportin afermative axion. You be showin da way to true
eqwallity. I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor when
Barrac take over da healfcare in dis cuntry.
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AllenF
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Re: Spelling bee champ
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December 04, 2010, 08:31:56 pm »
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bigbearomaha
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Re: Spelling bee champ
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December 07, 2010, 06:24:54 pm »
:roll:
Wow. Really?
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Buz Green
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Re: Spelling bee champ
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December 14, 2010, 05:32:53 am »
Quote from: bigbearomaha on December 07, 2010, 06:24:54 pm
:roll:
Wow. Really?
No.
Since it's posted in the "HUMOR" section I think it's a joke (and certainly not unfunny).
Thanks, Irwin.
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bigbearomaha
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Re: Spelling bee champ
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December 14, 2010, 05:31:41 pm »
well, yes, I can read, so yes I know it was supposed to be a joke, but, sorry, way not funny., at least to me.
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iddee
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Re: Spelling bee champ
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December 14, 2010, 06:03:07 pm »
Yes, I can see why bear, T beek, and a few others wouldn't see it as funny.
"McGee from Jaxon Mizipy" probably didn't laugh either, but for a different reason.
Sometimes we try to laugh to keep from crying. It is too near the truth for comfort.
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bigbearomaha
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Re: Spelling bee champ
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December 15, 2010, 08:38:49 pm »
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It is too near the truth for comfort.
if you say so.
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hardwood
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December 15, 2010, 08:39:50 pm »
Thas jus too rong :-D
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