A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he
noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The
girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by
her dog & her cat.The fire fighter walked over to take a closer
look."That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with
admiration. "Thanks," the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little
closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to
the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter said "I don't
want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."The little girl
replied
thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."