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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Humanbeeing on February 04, 2011, 11:00:06 pm

Title: A Blond Joke
Post by: Humanbeeing on February 04, 2011, 11:00:06 pm

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas .
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes.
Suddenly, a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community,
and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blonds, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blond yells, "You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"

Title: Re: A Blond Joke
Post by: Kathyp on February 04, 2011, 11:38:26 pm

what did i tell you about those jokes!!   :evil:   :-D

Title: Re: A Blond Joke
Post by: hardwood on February 04, 2011, 11:39:26 pm

Kathy, it wasn't a dumb gray joke :-D

Title: Re: A Blond Joke
Post by: AllenF on February 04, 2011, 11:44:22 pm

 :-D

Title: Re: A Blond Joke
Post by: Kathyp on February 05, 2011, 12:21:09 am

hey, i colored my hair last week!!

Title: Re: A Blond Joke
Post by: Jerrymac on February 05, 2011, 01:16:57 am

At the rate I am going I won't be blond much longer....


 :brian:

Title: Re: A Blond Joke
Post by: Brian D. Bray on February 05, 2011, 02:29:55 am

My beard's white as snow but the hair on the top my head is as blond as they come.  and yes, I have plenty of both beard and hair.

Title: Re: A Blond Joke
Post by: JP on February 05, 2011, 10:50:54 am

Hey Kathy, you have a nice full head of hair, regardless of what color it is. Hardwood's hair done left him, by the looks of things, many, many moons ago!  :lau:


...JP

Title: Re: A Blond Joke
Post by: AllenF on February 05, 2011, 11:22:28 am

 :lau:

Title: Re: A Blond Joke
Post by: hardwood on February 05, 2011, 12:03:45 pm

My hair left under amicable circumstance...we're still freinds :-D

Scott

Title: Re: A Blond Joke
Post by: Burl on February 05, 2011, 05:58:08 pm

  Hey ,  That reminds me of what the bald man said to his comb :  " We'll never part ."    Always in style , when I do my hair-doo ---Burl