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Title: Are you getting quality Service?
Post by: bee-nuts on November 13, 2011, 04:05:44 am

Confused???
I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows.
BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

I would hope that you are now just as enlightened as I am.

Title: Re: Are you getting quality Service?
Post by: Larry Bees on November 13, 2011, 03:40:33 pm

Thanks for clearing that up! It now makes sense! Larry

 :lau: :lau: :lau:

Title: Re: Are you getting quality Service?
Post by: mudlakee on November 13, 2011, 11:15:39 pm

You should live in New York, we get serviced a lot. (Upstate) No not Albany Upstate. Tony

Title: Re: Are you getting quality Service?
Post by: Picobrew on November 15, 2011, 02:11:53 am

At a State office I visited a large sign said "Counter service available 8:00am to 4:30pm."

I'm wondering if that is like counterclockwise and counter espionage.