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Offline meade kampe

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Virgin Indian
« on: July 12, 2010, 02:22:42 am »
One day, a young Indian brave decided it was time to lose his virginity.  Not wanting to embarass himself trying to "entertain" one of the lovely Indian women- he went to the local brothel.
"Can I help you?"  the madame asked.
"Me want woman."  the young brave indicated.
"Have you ever been with a woman?"  the madame questioned.
"No," the Indian replied.
"Well, I have only the finest, most delicate women here.  You go out back to that old hollow tree and practice on the knotholes first." the madame directed.

One month later, the young brave returned.  Once again he requested a woman at the local brothel. 
"Did you practice out back on the old hollow tree?"  the madame asked.
"Yes." he replied.
"You were gone for an awful long time."
"Yes." he replied, offering no explanation.
"Well, for $5 you can use Betsy, but you treat her right!"

The young brave took Betsy upstairs, and they proceeded to undress.  Once in their birthday suits, the young brave walked over to Betsy and swatted her soundly on the bottom twice.
"Ouch, what was that for?!" Betsy screamed.
"Me checking for bees."  he replied.

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Re: Virgin Indian
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2010, 06:12:23 am »
Most of the Indians I know are pretty eqloquent and proud of being so... why not a cowboy (who are often equally eloquent in a rustic and colorful way)?

But checking for bees makes good sense...
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Re: Virgin Indian
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2010, 11:40:55 am »
LOL, thats just wrong hehe :evil:
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Re: Virgin Indian
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2010, 01:15:23 pm »
When I heard it first, it was Tarzan and Jane.
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Re: Virgin Indian
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2010, 04:27:04 pm »
When I heard it first, it was an "ignert" southern redneck....   :lau:
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Re: Virgin Indian
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2010, 05:25:25 pm »
What? Ya'll don't do that?

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Re: Virgin Indian
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2010, 11:36:04 pm »
why not a cowboy (who are often equally eloquent in a rustic and colorful way)?

I used to cowboy for a living...  How DARE you call call me an ELOQUENT!...

Well okay, I looked up eloquent and that don't sound to bad so I guess you's off the hook... this time.
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Re: Virgin Indian
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2010, 11:54:43 pm »
Just for the record, an awesome, intelligent and eloquent Native American told me this joke.......
Plus, I don't get all sensitive when I have to hear dumb blonde jokes (yep, I'm a blonde)-lol

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Re: Virgin Indian
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2010, 07:32:22 am »
In a PC correct world, reality usually is that while looking at one small selected group to which one is connected, we overlook bigger pictures.

We concentrate on one young brave, and discuss a cowboy as an alternative to the story.

Never mind that the story includes lovely Indian women, made out to be easy, willing, and available at the calling of any young buck wanting to lose his virginity. Or the brothel full of (you can assume) supposedly delicate "white" women.

So lets change the story to a cowboy.

It would go like this.....A young cowboy, eloquent in a rustic and colorful way, and wanting to lose his virginity but also not wanting to embarrass delicate white women in town, heads out to the local Indian brothel.....  :lau:

Seems to me that it's the women who are getting the raw end of the deal in this story.  :roll:

Oh, that's right. It's a funny story about a guy, a knothole, and bees. Never thought much about it until we got all PC'ed up!

But now that I look at it, I'll stick up for the girls, and leave the fighting over who wants the knothole to the other guys..... :-D
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Re: Virgin Indian
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2010, 07:52:29 am »
Bjorn, well said....lol
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Re: Virgin Indian
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2010, 01:29:20 am »
Thank-you, Bjorn! 

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Re: Virgin Indian
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2010, 02:36:35 am »
But wait?

Are we talking about a real cowboy... like cowpoke? One that actually works cows? If so then that is why we can not use him in the story. Just like shepherds they already have practice and don't need the use of a tree.

On that note, I did notice the... um... lady?.... was named Betsy.

And why bees? Why not ants or snakes or scorpions or spiders or....

And another crucial informative part of the story that was left out is the time period the story took place in.
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Re: Virgin Indian
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2010, 02:55:15 am »
Lord, I am oh so sorry I ever posted this joke. :-X

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Re: Virgin Indian
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2010, 11:55:45 am »
Oh no, don't be sorry. Why we haven't even started in on this one yet.
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Re: Virgin Indian
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2010, 02:00:55 am »
 :-D

 

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