What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 350yards.
Tiger wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between an iron and a wood.
Why didn’t Tiger want to talk to the cops? He wanted to improve his lie.
I left work and drove home without hitting a tree. This clearly means I can out drive Tiger. *rimshot*
After investigation of the Escalade, it was proven that the steering system failed. Once again, Tiger can blame his loss on his.......Caddie!!!!
Tiger and Elin just released their 2009 Christmas Card.