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Title: The Night Light
Post by: iddee on March 01, 2012, 09:44:51 pm

The Night Light
 An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, " George , everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
  George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes off. Wow , that's incredible, the doctor says.
 
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George 's wife. " Ethel ," he says, " George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"
 
 "Oh, sweet Jesus !' exclaimed his wife.   "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

Title: Re: The Night Light
Post by: AllenF on March 01, 2012, 09:56:04 pm

 :lau:

Title: Re: The Night Light
Post by: hardwood on March 01, 2012, 10:27:21 pm

 :lau: :lau: :lau:

Title: Re: The Night Light
Post by: Intheswamp on March 01, 2012, 11:34:15 pm

 :lau:

Title: Re: The Night Light
Post by: Larry Bees on March 02, 2012, 01:23:32 pm

 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:

I really liked that one!!!  Larry

Title: Re: The Night Light
Post by: yockey5 on March 02, 2012, 01:26:57 pm

Nasty! :needhelp:

Title: Re: The Night Light
Post by: Ranch84 on March 02, 2012, 08:59:37 pm

That was good  :lau: