I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter, and I asked her;
“What day is it tomorrow?”; She said “It’s President’s Day!”
She’s a smart kid, so I asked; “What does President’s Day mean?”
I was waiting to hear something about Washington or Lincoln,….. etc.
She replied; “President’s Day is when President Obama steps out of the White
House, and, if he sees his shadow,…….we have two more years of Bull S---.”
You know,..……It really hurts when hot coffee spurts out of your nose!