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Offline iddee

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Breakfast With My Granddaughter
« on: February 06, 2014, 08:23:24 pm »
 
 
I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter, and I asked her;
 
“What day is it tomorrow?”; She said “It’s President’s Day!”
 
She’s a smart kid, so I asked; “What does President’s Day mean?”
 
I was waiting to hear something about Washington  or Lincoln,….. etc.
 
She replied; “President’s Day is when President Obama steps out of the White
House, and, if he sees his shadow,…….we have two more years of Bull S---.”
 
You know,..……It really hurts when hot coffee spurts out of your nose!
 
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Breakfast With My Granddaughter
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2014, 09:42:38 pm »
 :mrgreen:
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

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Re: Breakfast With My Granddaughter
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2014, 10:24:35 pm »
 :mrgreen:   :lau:

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Re: Breakfast With My Granddaughter
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2014, 04:50:24 pm »
 :buttkick: :lau:

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Re: Breakfast With My Granddaughter
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2014, 10:17:55 pm »
Now that's funny.
Jim
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: Breakfast With My Granddaughter
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2014, 02:16:51 pm »
 :-D
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