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Title: CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN?
Post by: iddee on January 06, 2011, 02:30:48 pm

CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN?


On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? 

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves. 

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?' 

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 

'Yes,' he informs the  couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.' 

'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'

St. Peter , red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.

'OH, COME ON!', St.  Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here!  Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a Lawyer?!'

Title: Re: CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN?
Post by: VolunteerK9 on January 06, 2011, 02:32:12 pm

 :evil:

Title: Re: CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN?
Post by: hardwood on January 06, 2011, 02:34:52 pm

 :-D

Title: Re: CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN?
Post by: AllenF on January 06, 2011, 03:03:39 pm

 :lau:

Title: Re: CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN?
Post by: Jerrymac on January 06, 2011, 04:09:03 pm

Many years ago I read an article in the paper about a young couple that were going to get married but before the wedding they died in a small airplane crash. They were married at the funeral and buried side by side.

Title: Re: CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN?
Post by: Keith13 on January 06, 2011, 08:34:06 pm

No you can't get married in heaven its heaven for christ sake not he** :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Keith

Title: Re: CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN?
Post by: Sparky on January 06, 2011, 08:43:47 pm

 :lau: :cheer:

Title: Re: CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN?
Post by: Irwin on January 07, 2011, 10:11:39 am

Quote from: Keith13 on January 06, 2011, 08:34:06 pm

No you can't get married in heaven its heaven for christ sake not he** :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Keith

LMAO  :-D :evil:

Title: Re: CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN?
Post by: organicfarmer on January 09, 2011, 12:57:56 pm

It is 2 lawyers, not one. Forever probably, they're all in hell.

Title: Re: CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN?
Post by: VolunteerK9 on January 09, 2011, 01:40:17 pm

So long as were talking about priests and not gay spiders I think its funny  :lau:

Title: Re: CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN?
Post by: Jerrymac on January 09, 2011, 01:56:24 pm

I thought it was lawyers.... hope they aren't women  :shock:

Title: Re: CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN?
Post by: AllenF on January 09, 2011, 03:10:48 pm

Quote from: VolunteerK9 on January 09, 2011, 01:40:17 pm

So long as were talking about priests and not gay spiders I think its funny  :lau:

 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: