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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on February 03, 2012, 09:34:22 am

Title: Old Timers Sex.
Post by: iddee on February 03, 2012, 09:34:22 am

Old Timers Sex. This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy! The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you. ''Yes', she says, 'I remember it well. ''OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'  A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation  and, with a chuckle, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these  two  old-timers having sex against a fence.   "I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.", so he  follows  them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for  support aided by walking sticks.. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the  fence..The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman  has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud  noises, moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about  life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old  couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, 'This is truly  amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.' As the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was  something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is  there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that  wasn't an electric fence!'   

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Post by: JP on February 03, 2012, 06:24:13 pm

Another good one Iddee!  :-D


...JP

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Post by: AllenF on February 03, 2012, 08:37:00 pm

 :-D   Shocking.

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Post by: yockey5 on February 03, 2012, 08:38:19 pm

 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:

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Post by: Sparky on February 03, 2012, 10:00:48 pm

You cain't help but to get a charge out of that one. :shock:

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Post by: jmblakeney on February 03, 2012, 11:33:16 pm

Too funny Iddee

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Post by: Larry Bees on February 04, 2012, 12:50:02 pm

 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:

Good one !!!   Larry