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Offline GSF

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Beer Joint
« on: February 26, 2014, 08:11:53 pm »

I was in a beer joint in Chittlin County Alabama last

Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly

girl came up to me, squeezed my butt and said,

"Give me your number, sexy."

I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes."

I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before

the farmer notices you're missing."


                                                                                       
 
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Offline edward

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Re: Beer Joint
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2014, 08:48:33 pm »
Ahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah  :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:

nasty  :-D



mvh Edward  :-P
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Offline G3farms

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Re: Beer Joint
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2014, 09:38:58 pm »
Do you remember much after that?
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Offline capt44

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Re: Beer Joint
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2014, 11:05:47 pm »
Now by gawd that's funny!

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Offline tefer2

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Re: Beer Joint
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2014, 11:30:31 pm »
LOL! spilt my beer!   :-D :-D :-D
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Offline iddee

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Re: Beer Joint
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2014, 08:29:17 am »
No problem, GSF. I took her home for you
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Offline josediaz

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Re: Beer Joint
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2014, 01:08:06 pm »
LOL.. good one!
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