President Obama stepped off Marine One after a visit to Arkansas. Under each arm, he led a struggling piglet. The young Marine at the bottom of the landing saluted the president and said: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President looked at the soldier and replied, "Young man, these are not just any pigs...these are pure-bred Arkansas razor-back hogs. I got one of them for Secretary Clinton and one of them for Speaker Pelosi."
The Marine simply saluted and said, "Nice trade, sir."