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Offline beecanbee

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Intensive Care Unit deaths
« on: May 13, 2017, 08:19:27 AM »
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some of the care staff even thought it had something to do with the supernatural, the grim reaper, gods, or angry ghosts.

No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00am on; Sunday, so a team of experts, seers, priests, and Ghostbusters was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00am, all of the doctors, nurses, and assembled investigators nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
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Re: Intensive Care Unit deaths
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2017, 09:36:32 AM »
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Re: Intensive Care Unit deaths
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2017, 11:54:00 AM »
Never discount the possibility of gross incompetence. :smile:

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Re: Intensive Care Unit deaths
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2017, 12:18:01 PM »
Never discount the possibility of gross incompetence. :smile:
Never, never.  This is a proven fact! :)
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