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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: BjornBee on March 13, 2009, 05:35:22 pm
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When someone says "Hey, did you hear, Mandy Moore got engaged?" There are a couple responses....
Twenty year old..."Dang, now I have to change out my poster" :evil:
Forty year old...."Who's Cares?" :?
Sixty year old... "Who's that?" :idunno:
Eighty year old..."What did you say?" :brian:
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Hey Mike, we said Mandy Moore got engaged. WE SAID, MANDY MOORE GOT ENGAGED! OH, NEVER MIND!
...JP :devilbanana:
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Hey Mike, we said Mandy Moore got engaged. WE SAID, MANDY MOORE GOT ENGAGED! OH, NEVER MIND!
...JP :devilbanana:
Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was changing my poster.. :-D
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OLE GEEZERS!!!!!!!!!
Who is Mandy Moore anyway???? :? and im only in my 40's ;)
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OLE GEEZERS!!!!!!!!!
Who is Mandy Moore anyway???? :? and im only in my 40's ;)
Come on Ted, I thought you were 70 something. Wait a minute, maybe I was thinking about iddee... :lau:
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19 when I wake up, 132 by the end of the day. :-P
So Mandy's getting married. So what? She says it won't stop our rendezvous. :-D
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19 when I wake up, 132 by the end of the day. :-P
So Mandy's getting married. So what? She says it won't stop our rendezvous. :-D
Yeah right! My wife said nothing would change either....but we know how marriage changes things.... :roll:
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You mean this Mandy Moore?
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:RsE-Ej7KoEbnXM:http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Mandy-Moore.jpg)
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Jerry,
After Googling and asking my wife, I would say yes. The whole "Mandy got engaged" was off the cover a magazine, and I honestly knew little about her and just thought up the original post. What she is famous for, I have no clue.
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Yeah, right Mike. You know you're a fan, just admit it! Maybe not the same magnitude as Jerry but a fan nonetheless.
Hey after seeing her picture, I'm a fan too! Just kidding, she's a little too young. She is a striking young thing though isn't she now?
...JP
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You don't stop playing because you get old. You get old because you stopped playing... :-D
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So I say to my daughter just now, hey Mandy Moore got married and she said " yeah to some old guy"
so how old is this guy like 25? :)
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So I say to my daughter just now, hey Mandy Moore got married and she said " yeah to some old guy"
so how old is this guy like 25? :)
Yeah, probably some guy Bjorn's age! :-D
...JP
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So I say to my daughter just now, hey Mandy Moore got married and she said " yeah to some old guy"
so how old is this guy like 25? :)
Yeah, probably some guy Bjorn's age! :-D
...JP
Could be...but of course lacking my charm, wit or handsome good looks!
Out of curiosity...how old do you think I am?
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Well, Bjorn, your posts are full of information that take up many, many pages. You have to be at least 70. My guess would be 90, 91?
...JP :-D
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Well, Bjorn, your posts are full of information that take up many, many pages. You have to be at least 70. My guess would be 90, 91?
...JP :-D
:whip: :-D
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Hey after seeing her picture, I'm a fan too! Just kidding, she's a little too young.
Now we know JP is a young man. Only a young guy would say such foolish things. :-D
I may have been on this earth 55 years come next month but I'm still in my teens.
Excuse me while I go take my pills.
Giddy up :deadhorse:
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When I stop laughing, I'm sure I'll have a comeback..... :lau:
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Bjorn, when you're old it takes a while to process things (that's what Brian says) when you're done, come on back in.
...JP ;)
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My kids are 5, 4, and 4....making me, without a picture of course to prove it, about 29. :roll:
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My kids are 5, 4, and 4....making me, without a picture of course to prove it, about 29. :roll:
See, you misjudged your age by at least 50 yrs! Start taking your vitamins again Mike. And http://www.umm.edu/altmed/articles/ginkgo-biloba-000247.htm
...JP ;)