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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on June 29, 2011, 03:51:24 pm
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Older men scam
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men.
I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck
as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start
wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When
you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a
ride to McDonald's..
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other
one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen Aug 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th,
24th, & 29th. Also Sept 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th &
27th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage
of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their stores.
Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just
running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, Etc.
Send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)
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Man! Send them down here!
I can't wait to have my wallet stolen! :lau:
I'll be going by the dollar store later today, so I'll pick up a few extra wallets. :lau: :lau: :lau:
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Send them my way, I can use the entertainment. Should be fund when they realize there is no money or credit cards in my wallet, just an old badge and my CCP. But they might think twice if they see the handcuff key on my key ring or bump into my ammo clip just above my hip pocket.
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:lau: :lau: :lau: the joke is on the girls, my wife already took my money.
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Hilarious MikeCVA but way to true.
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:lau: :lau: :brian: :lau: