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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on January 01, 2012, 11:56:44 am

Title: Pretty Woman
Post by: iddee on January 01, 2012, 11:56:44 am
The old man goes to answer a knock at the door one evening only to find two sherrif deputy's standing there.

"Sir, are you married?" One deputy asked.

"Why yes," the old man replied "for 48 years."

"Do you have a photograph of your wife sir?" the second deputy questioned.

The old man pulled a picture out his wallet and handed to the officers. They looked it over and handed it back to him.

"Sir, I'm sorry but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck."

The old man says, "I know, son, but she's got a wonderful personality--and she's a great cook."
Title: Re: Pretty Woman
Post by: AllenF on January 01, 2012, 12:35:30 pm
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Title: Re: Pretty Woman
Post by: yockey5 on January 01, 2012, 01:28:01 pm
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Title: Re: Pretty Woman
Post by: Larry Bees on January 01, 2012, 06:20:07 pm
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Title: Re: Pretty Woman
Post by: Keeperwannabe on February 02, 2012, 03:19:48 am
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