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Title: Lost my job at Walmart
Post by: indypartridge on June 11, 2009, 08:36:56 am

My 1 day of employment

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had  been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't  twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work

Title: Re: Lost my job at Walmart
Post by: JP on June 11, 2009, 09:43:36 am

Bahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaa! :lau: :lau:


...JP

Title: Re: Lost my job at Walmart
Post by: Jerrymac on June 11, 2009, 09:54:51 am

The other day I walked into a Walmart, there wasn't a greeter at the door. Told the wife I would have to write a letter.

Dear Walmart,
The other day I was not greeted at the door as I walked in. Thank God. I sure get tired of that crap.

Signed,
Me

Title: Re: Lost my job at Walmart
Post by: G3farms on June 11, 2009, 02:56:19 pm

Now thats funny, and quick witted.

did you need ice for that fat lip she gave you or did you just go running through the store screaming like a little girl as she chased you.

 :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

G3

Title: Re: Lost my job at Walmart
Post by: Bee Happy on June 11, 2009, 05:13:14 pm

:-| I think I know who she is.

Title: Re: Lost my job at Walmart
Post by: vermmy35 on June 11, 2009, 10:57:43 pm

LOL I love it!!!!! :evil:

Title: Re: Lost my job at Walmart
Post by: qa33010 on June 12, 2009, 02:59:54 pm

     LOLFOC ROFL!  That was GOOOOOD!  I usually slip(?) in behind someone else as luck has it, so far. :roll:

Title: Re: Lost my job at Walmart
Post by: dragonfly on June 13, 2009, 01:43:59 pm

Oh wow, that was great! :-D

Title: Re: Lost my job at Walmart
Post by: 1reb on June 13, 2009, 07:19:20 pm

 :evil:

Title: Re: Lost my job at Walmart
Post by: greenismycolor on June 13, 2009, 11:25:19 pm

 :lau: :lau:

Title: Re: Lost my job at Walmart
Post by: annette on June 13, 2009, 11:33:22 pm

This is very funny. Did it really happen??

Title: Re: Lost my job at Walmart
Post by: mudlake on June 14, 2009, 09:47:58 pm

Ya, she shops at our Wal-Mart