The Love Dress,
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She
knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was
shocked to see her daughter-in- law laying on the couch,
totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from
work," the daughter-in- law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law
exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in- law
explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Mike loves me to wear this dress," she
explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he
sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and
ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of
me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she
undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the
lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for
her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her
laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered,
sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT
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