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Offline hardwood

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« on: October 19, 2010, 10:05:26 pm »


     
    Old  Sea Story
                                                                   
    There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors,
    and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
    The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change
    underwear occasionally.
    The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

     
    The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced,
    "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change
    your underwear."
    He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change
    with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."

     
    THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

     
    Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things
    smelling any better.




 

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Offline AllenF

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Re: Change
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2010, 10:08:37 pm »
 :-D  Fuuuunnnny.
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Offline vmmartin

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Re: Change
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2010, 12:37:12 am »
I think it is a lonely few that really want change. They do not want to change the game, which is what I feel like most Americans want. The party not in power just want to change who is running the game.
That's all I'm gonna say bout that.
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Offline bulldog

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Re: Change
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2010, 02:20:05 pm »
that would be pretty funny if there wasn't so much truth in it. every time i think about a certain politicians speech that included the word "change" @ 30,000 times i just reach into my pocket, for that is the only change i have seen in these last two years.
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Re: Change
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2010, 02:33:13 pm »
But I never heard what the change was that everybody wanted?  :shock:
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Re: Change
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2010, 03:45:22 pm »


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Offline vmmartin

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Re: Change
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2010, 05:47:51 pm »
 :lol:
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